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Dame Myrgjöl the Mad Maiden

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Yo, listen up, fellow Stormarkers!

 

A High Priestess wonders why Dame Myrgjöl, the commander of the Thurisaz Squadron, bears the sobriquet "Mad Maiden"?

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A High Priestess wonders why Dame Myrgjöl, the commander of the Thurisaz Squadron, bears the sobriquet "Mad Maiden"?

 

She couldn't get laid and went round the twist? ;)

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Yo, listen up, fellow Stormarkers!

 

A High Priestess wonders why Dame Myrgjöl, the commander of the Thurisaz Squadron, bears the sobriquet "Mad Maiden"?

 

Your High Holiness,

 

Pray be adviced that in the Sólareyjar, where Dame Myrgjöl hails from, the Maiden is the name of a guillotine-esque execution device that was used in the days of yore. "Mad Maiden" in Dame Myrgjöl's sobriquet therefore does not refer to this Lady Rear Admiral being a crazy virginal woman but to her being excessively fond of executing people.

 

Permit me to say Dame Myrgjöl that Dame Myrgjöl took part in the Battle of Myrkviðr as as a Sister-Archer and has in the aftermath of the battle aforesaid executed hundreds of Harkalegar.

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Permit me to say Dame Myrgjöl that Dame Myrgjöl took part in the Battle of Myrkviðr as as a Sister-Archer and has in the aftermath of the battle aforesaid executed hundreds of Harkalegar.

 

A High Priestess might be in safety to assume that Dame Myrgjöl the Mad Maiden is one of us?

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A High Priestess might be in safety to assume that Dame Myrgjöl the Mad Maiden is one of us?

 

Yes, Your High Holiness, you superabundantly are! :)

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Your High Holiness,

Pray be adviced that the Maiden earned its name for not being used after its construction for numerous decades.

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When the Maiden lost her virginity there was plenty of blood on the sheet. ;)

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