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THE NEXT CELEBRITY WEDDING WILL BE . . .

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Good Afternoon To You, My Gentle Friends,

 

O. K., O. K., we've just witnessed a Power-Wedding in Sydney, Australia . . .

 

Now, I wonder who will be next to tie the knot??? . . .

 

Will it be Miss Angelina Jolie (nee Voight) (formerly Miller) (formerly Thornton) and Mr. William Bradley Pitt??? . . .

 

Or will it be Miss Katherine Noelle Holmes and Mr. Thomas Cruise Mapother IV??? . . .

 

Hmmm . . .

 

Both couples are brand-new parents, too . . .

 

NOW, the all-important question??? . . .

 

What does one give either couple as a Wedding Present??? . . .

 

I dunno . . .

 

I doubt that either couple would need a toaster . . .

 

And neither one would appreciate a vacuum cleaner . . .

 

Nor a Television Set . . .

 

They probably have more than enough sheets, dishes, and silverware . . .

 

And Our Tom Cruise already has oodles of cars, AND I think he has three private planes as well . . .

 

Oh Dear!!! . . .

 

How about a Magazine Subscription to a Home Improvement Magazine . . .

 

No, I forgot - You can't improve THEIR homes very much!!! . . .

 

Any Suggestions, My Gentle Friends??? . . .

 

Have A Most Splendiferous Afternoon . . . Forthwith . . .

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Good Evening To You, Grand Czar Tyler-Alexander,

 

O. K., who would You most like to see as the next Royal to be married??? . . .

 

Have A Most Splendiferous Evening . . . Forthwith . . .

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This is my new username for when im not doing official business. smile.gif

 

I'd like to see Prince William and Prince Harry get married. Then again I think that almosty everyone would like to see them married. smile.gif

 

God Bless,

-Bjarngeir Thorkellsson

-HIM the Grand Czar Tyler-Alexander I

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Good Evening To You, Grand Czar Tyler-Alexander,

 

Yes, I think just about evryone is waiting for Our Prince William or Our Prince Harry to tie the knot!!! . . .

 

But, perhaps we might have to wait awhile for those Royal Weddings!!! . . .

 

They certainly will be VERY GRAND, I am sure . . .

 

Have A Most Splendiferous Evening . . . Forthwith . . .

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Indeed smile.gif. I wish I could of seen all of Diana and Charles's Wedding. Ive seen pieces and it was VERY beautiful.

 

-Bjarngeir Thorkellsson

-HIM the Grand Czar Tyler-Alexander I

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Good Evening To You, Bjarngeir Thorkellsson,

 

You could always buy the Video of Prince Charles and Lady Diana's Wedding from the BBC, or a Video Affilliate in London . . .

 

That's what I did . . .

 

I was working the day that they got married, and one had to get up at 3:00 A.M., to see the wedding and such, and what with working, I didn't have time to see six hours of all of that!!! . . .

 

Of course, it was shown on every channel later on, but I still didn't have time to sit through six hours of it, even though I wanted to . . .

 

So, when the chance came to buy the Video, I thought it was wonderful - since then, I have watched it many times, now that I have the time to do so.

 

I have also purchased Videos of Prince Andrew and Sarah, and Prince Edward and Sophie's Weddings, and the Professional Videos are Magnificent!!! . . .

 

I only wish that I had purchased the DVD's, but I didn't have a DVD player at the time . . .

 

However, at least I have the Professional Video Recordings . . .

 

When Julie was asked to be a Bridesmaid at a friend's wedding, I thought, what a perfect place to start - Look at the Video of Prince Charles and Lady Diana . . .

 

So, I showed her that - I said, You don't have to wade through the whole six hours - just watch the way the Bridesmaids walk up the aisle and such . . .

 

And, I said, I want You to know that I have walked up that aisle myself - Your Grandfather wanted me to do that when we visited London - he had me walk that aisle TWICE - I asked him what on earth for - he said so that I could tell my Grandchildren that I had done it!!! . . .

 

Julie was rather impressed, and watched the Video - She said it was the LONGEST AISLE!!! Oh Yes, I know - I walked down it, so I know - at least a good seven minutes or so, if not longer . . . Not having timed it, I don't knwo - I guess my Daddy should have timed it since he wanted me to do that . . .

 

It was an interesting walk - looking at all of the wonderful things in the Church!!! . . .

 

But You really might want to consider buying the Video - there is nothing like sitting down and watching the whole thing - even if You don't watch it all at once, it is very well done, and the British Video Services are Magnificent in how they handled everything!!! . . .

 

I heartily recommend the Video - it is Indeed Marvellous!!! . . .

 

Have A Most Splendiferous Evening . . . Forthwith . . .

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True I could always do that smile.gif. But at the moment I dont even have money to go on a date happy.gif. Looking for a job but the US labor laws are strict for a 14 year old.

 

- Bjarngeir Thorkellsson

- HIM the Grand Czar Tyler-Alexander I

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Of course, there is heavy speculation on the possible wedding of Prince William to Kate Middleton...

 

and a bit on Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy...

 

But, I'd say that Europe-wide the royal wedding that is most anticipated is that of Crown Princess Victoria of Sweden. She is heir to the throne, and has been dating the same man for a number of years. In fact, one source quoted her father, King Carl XVI Gustaf, as saying a couple months ago, that he hoped that we would soon see three weddings...his other two children have been dating their current partners fairly long-term as well.

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Good Morning To You, My Gentle Friends,

 

Well, Well, Well . . .

 

It sounds like Wedding Bells for Princess Victoria of Sweden!!! . . .

 

And her other Siblings, too . . .

 

How Absolutely Fabulous!!! . . .

 

Any Other Candidates In The Near Future??? . . .

 

Oh, I Just LOVE Weddings!!! . . .

 

( Reaches For The Large Box Of Tissues . . . ) . . .

 

Have A Most Splendiferous Morning . . . Forthwith . . .

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Good Afternoon To You, My Gentle Friends,

 

Well, I have heard that Our Thomas Cruise Mapowther IV has set sometime in July as his Wedding to Katherine Noelle Holmes . . .

 

His Timetable Was:

 

Baby Suri's Arival . . .

 

His Promotion of The Movie That He Starred In - Mission Impossible III . . .

 

Then Their Wedding . . . Which, Last I Heard, Was To Be Sometime In July . . .

 

 

AND . . . I have not heard anything further at the Homefront of Angelina Jolie ( Nee Voight ), ( Formerly Miller ), ( Formerly Thornton ) And William Bradley Pitt . . .

 

They have recently returnned from Namibia, Africa with their three children, Maddox, Zahara, and Shiloh . . .

 

Oh, Those Baby Pictures Of Little Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt In "People" Magazine Were Incredible!!! . . .

 

Have A Most Splendiferous Afternon . . . Forthwith . ..

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