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Portrait Unna Jarla Freyja's Necklace.pngHer Royal Highness the Lady Unna of Skálavík of the House of Vanadís,
Lady Superior Mortal of the Daughters of Freyja, 

Bloodroyal and Ærkejarla of Freyja's Necklace,
Royal Chieftainess of Skálavík.

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Lord Rauðúlfr,

She indeed is! We all love our Landsmama! But fret not, Lord Rauðúlfr, you're not so bad yourself. Are there more pictures of you, perhaps? ;)

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Rauðúlfr Vémundr, Lady Ærinndís;

Allow me to supercalifragilisticexpialidociously thank the both of you for the complimentary appreciation for mine womanly and feminine physique. Mine gratitude for those kind words of yours is as great as mine mighty bosom! :dd:

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Fully indoctrinated by her bosom, Rauðúlfr begins to rhyme:

 

Oh, your breasts, my love,
are praised from above.
I want to hold them all night,
making love to you until morning light.

 

What do you want me to do,
to pleasure those two?
Do I have to raid and pillage every day,
in every port in every bay?

 

Do I have to sail on every sea,
before you agree?
Do I have to ask and pray?
Or “please” is the only word to say.

 

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2 hours ago, Rauðúlfr Vémundr said:

Oh, your breasts, my love,
are praised from above.
I want to hold them all night,
making love to you until morning light.

What do you want me to do,
to pleasure those two?
Do I have to raid and pillage every day,
in every port in every bay?

Do I have to sail on every sea,
before you agree?
Do I have to ask and pray?
Or “please” is the only word to say.

Yo, listen up, Rauðúlfr Vémundr!

A High Priestess wishes to convey that she exuberantly likes your piece of Viking poetry and that she shall petition the Lady Law Speaker to make it an Althingi Submission Song. :thumbsup1:

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What a supercalifragilisticexpialidociously lovely and entertaining poem! It is clear that Rauðúlfr Vémundr's talent for poetry is as great as the mighty bosom of the Lady Unna! :dd:

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