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Calamidad Portela

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    Princess Calamidad of Alexandria, Countess of Pereza

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  1. Calamidad Portela

    Trial of Agadir Kormaksson et al.

    Su Señoría, The defence hereby accepts the proposal for a trial agenda by the Lord Johathan.
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    Trial of Agadir Kormaksson et al.

    Su Señoría, The defence hereby nominates the Lord Stellus Yastreb of Lunaris as a Magistrate ad hoc.
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    Trial of Agadir Kormaksson et al.

    Su Señoría, Those poor innocent patriots who are being railroaded by the Storish Evil Empire will be defended by me, Princess Calamidad Carrillo of Alexandria, their lady knight in shining armour. I will shortly bring up my nominee for magistrate ad hoc.
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    Clothing

    Those rags will, of course, be burned!
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    Arviður!

    We won't wait for that. We are going to liberate Arviður from the evil doctors who are holding him against his will.
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    Irrelevant Engagement Chatter from Sim-ID Introduction Thread

    Tell me something I don't know, dearest cousin.
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    Irrelevant Engagement Chatter from Sim-ID Introduction Thread

    What about giving you a little hand by engineering a tragic leathal accident involving uncle Arkadius? But I, of course, expect something in return.
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    Uncle Edgard!

    Are you surprised, my dearest cousin?
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    Uncle Edgard!

    I bought aunt Iphigénie a dildo as a gift. At first she didn't know what it really was and thought that it was a piece of exotic art. When I explained to her what a dildo is used for she started to scream hysterically and running around through the Imperial Palace of Wesloderia as a madwoman with rabies untill she collapsed and got into a coma. After aunt Iphigénie woke up from her coma she needed months of therapy to get over this.
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    Dating Udallers

    As long the Udallers you date are good fucks there is nothing wrong with dating them.
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    Uncle Edgard!

    Uncle Edgard, Has aunt Iphigénie already forgiven me for what I have done to her?
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    Uncle Edgard!

    Indeed! Of course! Would I ever disappoint you behaving otherwise? That would be great. We could have a wild night on the town full of beeer, beach boys and bar fights. There is indeed nothing better than sharing the mischief, hey?
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    [Imperial Hall] A fatherly chat with Calamidad

    * Princess Calamidad slowly walks to the door of the Emperor's study. *
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    Sim-ID Introduction Thread

    Princess Calamidad of Alexandria, Countess of Pereza is the enfant terrible of the House of Carrillo. She was forced to become a nun and banished to a convent of the Sisters in Isolation on Old Gaol Isle, Stormark's Prison Island, by her uncle Emperor Edgard II of Alexandria for her relentless inappropriate behaviour which caused countless scandals. Princess Calamidad is currently on probation and living in the Imperial Hall of Haraldsborg where her other uncle Eternal Sovereign Viking Emperor Harald Thorstein I the Generous Giver is succeeding in transforming this spoilt and rotten brat into a humble, innocent, subservient, obedient and pious Católica. NOT!
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